"I took a crapload of women’s studies courses at Cornell. I even wrote a companion piece to ‘The Vagina Monologues’ called ‘The Penis Apologies’."
- Andy Bernard, The Office
Andy Bernard quotables The Office"This one guy said ‘Look at that girls butt! She has a nice butt,’ I said ‘Yeah I bet she can sit down excellently’."
- Mitch Hedberg (via chocolatechip-panda)
Mitch Hedberg quotables"When I went home and went to the pub and saw the people who used to be d**** at school, it’s kind of depressing… They are so stuck in their little world. So I feel sad for them – they are kind of being bullied by life."
- Ed Sheeran (Source: Daily Mail)
"Even a bad movie is better than good exercise."
- Kevin Smith (Source: hulu.com)
Hans Landa Inglourious Basterds QuotablesFacts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing.
“Not all those who wander are lost.”
J. R. R. Tolkien
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Bane The Dark Knight Rises SOOOO QUOTABLE Quotables Darkness"The big show is inside my head."
- Kurt Vonnegut (via sentimentalchildren) (Source: sugarm0untain)
sometimes I feel like giving up
then I remember this inspirational ryan lochte poster I spent 10 minutes making
and I feel better
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Ryan Lochte Quotables BALL TILL U FALL"‘It’s now very common to hear people say, “I’m rather offended by that”, as if that gives them certain rights. It’s no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. “I’m offended by that.” Well, so fucking what?’"
- Stephen Fry (via blua) (via goblinparty)
"You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body."
- C.S. Lewis (via meikomusic) (via potionwolf116)
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The Office Michael Scott Quotables
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