oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
As a person from Germany, I agree with the person from England.
as a penguin from antarctica squee squee squee
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Yeah, these are, uh, some nice leaves here, uh, very nice, don’t mind if I just—WAHAHAHAHA.
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me too monkey
Casey: You don't want to have a wedding in your apartment. We should be renting out the Plaza and it should be so fancy that Bane from the Batman movies busts in through a skylight, slits my throat and then takes you as prisoner.
Mindy: Tom Hardy takes me as a sex prisoner?
The Mindy Project
me goin to war
If male warriors in video games were dressed like female warriors.
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